Fail Mail Friday for 10 June 2011


Welcome to the our next installment of Fail Mail Friday. This is where we showcase a kill mail that we pirates would call a “failure”.

This one comes to us from Laedy. Here is the link to the kill mail and below is a copy of the fitting that you can use with EFT.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12956465

[Vexor, gintaru’s Vexor]
Small Armor Repairer I
Co-Processor I
50mm Reinforced Titanium Plates I
Expanded Cargohold I

Small Shield Booster I
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters
Small Hull Repairer I

200mm Railgun I
200mm Railgun I
200mm Railgun I
Small Tractor Beam I
Salvager I

[empty rig slot]

Hammerhead I x1
Hammerhead I x1
Hammerhead I x1
Hammerhead I x1

Ahem, i must quote Laedy from her submission email as she sums this up so well.

I have a special fail mail for you today. I present to you, the I-CAN-DO-EVERYTHING-VEXOR!

This Vexor is fit makes want think a picture of a baby trying on it’s parents clothing. We have a cruiser class hull fitted with frigate class modules. Now, in a mission or ratting ship, having a small rail gun to manage aggression from the NPC’s while you have your your drones do the work is a time proven effective tactic. Having a cruiser class ship COMPLETELY fit with frigate class modules, including an omni tank is, well, fail. Yes this one requires a double face palm if for no other reason, the stem the tide of blood that is pouring forth from my eyes.

So, congratulations to Laedy for our Fail Mail Friday submission. As being the selected for this week’s fail mail, Laedy will receive a whopping 2, 000 ISK for the Expanded Cargohold I module that was fitted on this mail.

Have a fail mail that you would like to submit? You can send me an in game email to Ga’len with Fail Mail in the subject line, the fail mail killboard link and why you feel your submission is worthy of being a fail mail. You can also contact me on Twitter @Galen_Druid or send me an old fashioned email to Galen@eve-druid.com and again, use Fail Mail in the subject line and in the message the fail mail killboard link, your in game name for the ISK prize and why you feel your submission is worthy of being a fail mail.

Until next time, have fun and see you out there!

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~ by J. Riley Castine on June 10, 2011.

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