Fail Mail Friday for 27 May 2011


Welcome to the our next installment of Fail Mail Friday. This is where we showcase a kill mail that we pirates would call a “failure”.

This one comes to us from Cozmik R5. Here is the link to the kill mail and below is a copy of the fitting that you can use with EFT.

http://www.ushrakhan.com/edk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=139668

[Hurricane, Mysterion eXe’s Hurricane]
Damage Control I
Medium Armor Repairer I
Reflective Plating I
Warp Core Stabilizer I
Energized Basic Adaptive Nano Plating
1600mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I

Shield Recharger I
Medium Shield Booster I
10MN MicroWarpdrive I
Small Hull Repairer I

220mm Vulcan AutoCannon I,Depleted Uranium M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon I,Depleted Uranium M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon I,Depleted Uranium M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon I,Depleted Uranium M
220mm Vulcan AutoCannon I,Depleted Uranium M
‘Malkuth’ Heavy Missile Launcher I,Thunderbolt Heavy Missile
‘Malkuth’ Heavy Missile Launcher I,Thunderbolt Heavy Missile
Salvager I

[empty rig slot]

So, we have a Hurricane battlecruiser here. The high slots are fine, right sized and type of guns and missile launchers and a salvager to boot. This is a good ratting/mission running ship fit as the high slots go.

When we look at the mid and low slots, that’s were things go awry and that’s when my eyes begin to bleed.

OMFG, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS PURE AND TRUE! PEOPLE, PLEASE STOP FITTING REPAIR MODULES FOR ARMOR, SHIELD AND HULL! PICK ONE KIND OF TANK FOR A SHIP AND STICK TO IT. AS MASTER YODA SAYS, “THIS IS WHY YOU FAIL!”

Ahem, okay, so that is out of my system, feel free to chat about this one if you so desire….or dare.

So, congratulations to Cozmik R5 for our Fail Mail Friday submission. As being the selected for this week’s fail mail, Cozmik R5 will receive a whopping 5, 700 isk for the Damage Control I module that was fitted on this mail.

Have a fail mail that you would like to submit? You can send me an in game email to Ga’len with Fail Mail in the subject line, the fail mail killboard link and why you feel your submission is worthy of being a fail mail. You can also contact me on Twitter @Galen_Druid or send me an old fashioned email to Galen@eve-druid.com and again, use Fail Mail in the subject line and in the message the fail mail billboard link, your in game name for the ISK prize and why you feel your submission is worthy of being a fail mail.

Until next time, have fun and see you out there!

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~ by J. Riley Castine on May 27, 2011.

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